Where's my golden watch?

So back in high school my friends started this "secret" group of pick up artists, I thought it seemed pretty cool and decided to join them. If you don't know, a pick up artist is someone who is skilled in the art of picking up girls. It was interesting to see the changes it made in the lives of my friends. They dressed better, they gained more confidence in themselves and they became much more social. It was definitely a fun ride with them.

I love having girl's numbers sprawled across my desk and I love having notebooks full of girl's Facebooks and emails. I love seeing a pretty girl on the street and instead of curling away, I can easily start a conversation with her and even meet with her for coffee afterwards. I met a lot of great girls and a couple of bad apples, but it's because of this that I don't think that girls are just a great big pile of drama and insecurities.

But as much as I love picking up girls and having this kind of social life, as my friend calls it "The playboy life", I have to concentrate on other things at the moment. As much as I love girls, I also love having a stable future LOL. So I'm going to retire from being a pick up artist, playboy, sex fiend or whatever it is you want to call it. It's very time consuming and honestly as exciting as it sounds to have so many women in your life, it does get tiring. (Not to mention the cost for bus tokens GEEZ LOUIS!)

So I'm writing this in order to confirm to myself that I'M RETIRED! :D
I had fun guys and I'll definitely contribute to your mansion in the near future. LOL
Make sure my room has a hot tub and soundproof walls haha
And as much as this may disappoint you all
I've been thinking that perhaps
Settling down with one girl
Wouldn't be all
That bad
Haha
x]

Take care.